Monday, February 27 @ 10:50

This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today

  • My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
  • What do you do next?
  • Student: Call 911!
  • My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
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+ 10:49

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+ 10:40

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+ 10:35

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+ 10:34

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+ 8:49
catherinelikestumblr: turningoveranewqueef: ohmygod  LMAOOO WHYYY OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

catherinelikestumblr:

turningoveranewqueef:

ohmygod 

LMAOOO WHYYY

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

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+ 8:31

My darling husband,

chel-bee:

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX 

P.S. Your girlfriend called.


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Sunday, February 26 @ 8:16

ad-mirandam:

  • THE IRONMEN HOLD MOAT CAILIN
  • IF I LOOK BACK I AM LOST
  • SHE’S BEEN FUCKING LANCEL AND OSMUND KETTLEBLACK AND MOON BOY FOR ALL I KNOW
  • HODOR
  • WHATEVER IS ASKED, YOU MUST NOT BALK

re: things most often said in a song of ice and fire, not a complete list

and “winter is coming”…

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+ 8:12

The red wedding

burymeinmemory:

^this

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Thursday, February 23 @ 8:26
LOLLLL

LOLLLL

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